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Male Pygmy Goat - $200
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Bob is not a goat.
Bob is an experience.
Bob is a lifestyle choice.
Bob’s résumé:
Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to not care
Career: Full-time menace, part-time lawn ornament
Special skills:
Screaming into the void
Climbing things he legally should not be on
Making direct eye contact while committing crimes
Diet: Grass, grain, fences, hopes, dreams
Bob wakes up every day and chooses violence (emotionally). He will eat weeds, snacks, sleeves, and your will to live. He fears nothing except empty food buckets.
Ideal home:
Someone who has accepted chaos
Fences built by NASA
Neighbors with a sense of humor
💲 Rehoming fee: $200 (firm, unless you bring snacks)
📍 Location: Beaumont, TX
⚠️ DISCLAIMER:
Not responsible if Bob escapes, yells at the moon, or becomes the alpha of your farm. No refunds. No returns. Bob knows what you did.
📩 Message me if you are ready to be humbled by a goat.